how can i record/create a thick clap like this?

[Voidoid Surrealist]

....... drifting away just for a few seconds from Meffy and Voidoid's green-fist
fantasies

EEEWWWWWwwww......


Seriously, you might want to consider Paris Hilton as a session clapper.
I've heard she's thick as a brick, and has the clap...

[Sascha Franck]

Alternatively, use DR-008's disco clap module.
Sounds quite convincing when mixed with a real hand clap.

[ChrisE]

..... I've heard she's thick as a brick, and has the clap...

I suppose that when you have the body of a roll-top desk, the morals of an alleycat, and the mind of a duck, it's inevitable really .............