KVR Audio

e@rs · Post by **e@rs** » Wed Mar 25, 2015 2:37 pm

'The Day Is My Enemy' is Prodigy's best album.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 11:46 am

Remember to turn off your Beethoven after use.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 11:49 am

The Prodigy have a best album.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Thu Mar 26, 2015 5:33 pm

Jim Morrison invented the DAWS.

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 8:43 am

It's very important to choose the right daw.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Fri Mar 27, 2015 10:42 pm

garryknight wrote:Jim Morrison invented the DAWS.

Actually, this was misinformation. It wasn't actually Jim who invented them, it was his girlfriend, Erin Daws.

[Very much a British joke, which no doubt I'm going to have to eplain soon...]

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Sat Mar 28, 2015 7:59 pm

Woofers were invented by Bach. Tweeters were invented by Charlie Parker.

camsr · Post by **camsr** » Mon Mar 30, 2015 6:45 am

When the waveform was clippered, it didn't sound like shit.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Thu Apr 02, 2015 6:38 pm

Chords are so-called because this was all they could afford until the music business paid them enough money for proper strings.

tripomatic · Post by **tripomatic** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 6:22 am

Kanye West is the greatest musician of all time.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:00 pm

JS Bach's triplets were born on the 1st of April.

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:09 pm

In modern mixing you should avoid using sends.

pljones · Post by **pljones** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:21 pm

thecontrolcentre wrote:In modern mixing you should avoid using sends.

This is because spy agencies will intercept them.

Numanoid · Post by **Numanoid** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 4:30 pm

Elka Synthex is being relaunched in 2015

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Fri Apr 03, 2015 8:24 pm

Sylenth1 is the best synth ever made. Ever. Nothing else comes close. Not even Hive, Dune2, Massive, Absynth, Serum, Zebra2, ANA, MPowerSynth, Nexus2, Omnisphere, Synthmaster, Spire, Zeta+II, Blue II, Cytrus, Harmor, and all the others. Even the ones I can't remember. Even the ones I've never heard of. Even the ones you've never heard of. Even the ones that haven't been created yet. Even the ones that don't exist. It's even better than the one in that Syntorial thingy.

Let's spread some musical misinformation