KVR Audio

Forgotten · Post by **Forgotten** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:11 pm

crimsonwarlock wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:05 pm Why do you see guitars around campfires? ........ because when the fire goes down you have some additional wood available to stir it back up

It's only because no one wants to breathe in the acrid smoke from burning a keytar...

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:15 pm

keytar/guitar, both played by spandex wearing perm ridden twunts.

Forgotten · Post by **Forgotten** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:16 pm

vurt wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:15 pm keytar/guitar, both played by spandex wearing perm ridden twunts.

You play guitar don't you?

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:17 pm

yes.
and i look f**king great in spandex!

Mushy Mushy · Post by **Mushy Mushy** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:20 pm

vurt wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:17 pm yes.
and i look f**king great in spandex!

?
Re cross posting: no, I’m talking about wrestling.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:21 pm

i do not wrestle, nor do i hang around in car parks.
also it's starting at 11am so not happening.

crimsonwarlock · Post by **crimsonwarlock** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 5:51 pm

Forgotten wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:11 pm
crimsonwarlock wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2019 2:05 pm Why do you see guitars around campfires? ........ because when the fire goes down you have some additional wood available to stir it back up
It's only because no one wants to breathe in the acrid smoke from burning a keytar...

Sacrilege. My keytar is a great doorstop, no burning allowed

cptgone · Post by **cptgone** » Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:58 pm

Like I said in the new Ukuleles subforum, KVR is clearly going down the drain with all this stringed nonsense. What will be next, a forum for pirate pegs and detuned parrots?

What we need is a subforum dedicated to MIDI controlled sex toys.

tapper mike · Post by **tapper mike** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:54 pm

cptgone wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:58 pm
What we need is a subforum dedicated to MIDI controlled sex toys.

I have a DG 20 Tracks better than any pitch to midi system ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-sawvtJxDI

zerocrossing · Post by **zerocrossing** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:26 pm

Guitars are for cool people. Synths are for nerds.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:28 pm

zerocrossing wrote: ↑Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:26 pm Guitars are for cool people. Synths are for nerds.

and keytars for ?

zerocrossing · Post by **zerocrossing** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:40 pm

tapper mike wrote: ↑Tue Aug 13, 2019 2:54 pm
cptgone wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:58 pm
What we need is a subforum dedicated to MIDI controlled sex toys.

I have a DG 20 Tracks better than any pitch to midi system ever.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a-sawvtJxDI

I feel there’s a huge hole in the market for something like this but a bit more serious. I had one, and yeah, it tracked better than any hex based system, but still... not quite right. Don’t say Starr Labs. That stuff sucks. I don’t want a fretboard full of Tic-Tacs. I mean a real guitar with real strings and real frets, but where pitch is derived from finger position. My issue with the DGs and Starrs of the world are that I like to be able to quickly switch and blend synth and guitar.

That said, I’ve also thought about what Roli might do in this arena. I love my Rise 49. What if they made a guitar like controller? If it’s as good as their other stuff, I’d buy it in a heartbeat.

BertKoor · Post by **BertKoor** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:40 pm

vurt wrote: ↑Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:28 pm
zerocrossing wrote: ↑Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:26 pm Guitars are for cool people. Synths are for nerds.
and keytars for ?

Cool nerds ofc.

zerocrossing · Post by **zerocrossing** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:41 pm

vurt wrote: ↑Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:28 pm
zerocrossing wrote: ↑Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:26 pm Guitars are for cool people. Synths are for nerds.
and keytars for ?

GODS!

zerocrossing · Post by **zerocrossing** » Tue Aug 13, 2019 3:44 pm

cptgone wrote: ↑Wed Jul 31, 2019 9:58 pm Like I said in the new Ukuleles subforum, KVR is clearly going down the drain with all this stringed nonsense. What will be next, a forum for pirate pegs and detuned parrots?

What we need is a subforum dedicated to MIDI controlled sex toys.

Disagree. What we need is a subforum for sex toys that are MIDI controllers.

guitars eh?