October Contest: Gossip
- Boss Lovin' DR
- 12877 posts since 15 Mar, 2002 from the grimness of yorkshire
Nah, I'm thinking full Velvet Underground ripoff this month.
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- Banned
- 317 posts since 23 Oct, 2017
Love it. I like that we can chat rather than be savagedly censored over at that other place. Never knew you had a personality and a sense of humor Donkey until I met you here. Refreshing. I'm gonna steal this month though because I need it for my portfolia.
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- Banned
- 317 posts since 23 Oct, 2017
8th place in a Rock Contest...WTF? I can't market that at all. I'm gonna have to win this month or lose my sponsors. INDABA. WAVES. Roland. Peavy. PickMagic. BassKillers. If they hear about this they might....Just saying.
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- Banned
- 317 posts since 23 Oct, 2017
Wags to Waves. When Donkeys fly. I'mma get a compressor plugin deal out of this. 50% all my people when I do. Wait for it.
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- KVRian
- 556 posts since 28 Dec, 2004
donkey tugger wrote: ↑Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:04 am
http://www.bennyleeds7.myfreeola.uk/11_ ... cretin.mp3
Standout line being;
"I'd rather put my head in a bucket of lobster snot,
Than make a friend"
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- addled muppet weed
- 106396 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
im thinking tg or nurse with wound.donkey tugger wrote: ↑Fri Nov 02, 2018 8:54 amNah, I'm thinking full Velvet Underground ripoff this month.
but again as few people understand the influences it will be misidentified as jazz or something...
- KVRAF
- 21203 posts since 8 Oct, 2014
Well, the results are in. 9th out of 11.
Irony is this. My very first entry, which was a fragmented 7 minute prog rock piece condensed down to 4 minutes, and really didn't work at all (not to mention had Vocaloid vocals) came in 3rd while a finely crafted, commercial as hell glam rock nailed to the wall gem comes in 9th.
I should probably, one month just for kicks, scream into a mic with distortion cranked up to 10 "Your mother eats bugs" with some horribly cliche'd Black Sabbath power chords. I'd bet the farm I'd do better than I did this month.
But don't worry. Like I said, I'm done. This month was almost a slap in my face.
Slap me once, shame on you. Slap me twice, shame on me.
Enjoy your November.
Irony is this. My very first entry, which was a fragmented 7 minute prog rock piece condensed down to 4 minutes, and really didn't work at all (not to mention had Vocaloid vocals) came in 3rd while a finely crafted, commercial as hell glam rock nailed to the wall gem comes in 9th.
I should probably, one month just for kicks, scream into a mic with distortion cranked up to 10 "Your mother eats bugs" with some horribly cliche'd Black Sabbath power chords. I'd bet the farm I'd do better than I did this month.
But don't worry. Like I said, I'm done. This month was almost a slap in my face.
Slap me once, shame on you. Slap me twice, shame on me.
Enjoy your November.
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el-bo (formerly ebow) el-bo (formerly ebow) https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=208007
- KVRAF
- 16448 posts since 24 May, 2009 from A galaxy, far far away
Who'd ever have believed I'd prefer 'self-deprecating' Wag's
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- addled muppet weed
- 106396 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
that's not actually "ironic"
no more than rain on a wedding day for example. it's just how things go.
no more than rain on a wedding day for example. it's just how things go.
- KVRAF
- 21203 posts since 8 Oct, 2014
Yeah, I guess it is. And it's so nice not to see El-bo's posts anymore.
Much more relaxing around here.
And I'm sure my foe's list will grow in 2019. Am done entertaining the trolls.
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el-bo (formerly ebow) el-bo (formerly ebow) https://www.kvraudio.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=208007
- KVRAF
- 16448 posts since 24 May, 2009 from A galaxy, far far away
You think you're having fun? I can talk at you, and about you, without having to actually talk with you
I can see people lining up to get on that list of yours
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- addled muppet weed
- 106396 posts since 26 Jan, 2003 from through the looking glass
i came higher than ive ever come in a contest here.
bare in mind i once entered a contest where there where only 5 participants.
- KVRAF
- 7584 posts since 18 Apr, 2004