Hi I am Professional Tom and here's a tutorial of secret EQ techniques. Other producers hate me for showing them to all.

[Forgotten]

How do we know whether your post is a parody or not?

[vurt]

it always is...

[Forgotten]

...or is it...?

[vurt]

exactly!

[samsam]

Nm

[mgw38]

Vurt is British. I think they have a virus or something.

[vurt]

Vurt is British.

not entirely true.
vurt does indeed live in britain/the uk.
but vurt is not british.

[dellboy]

Vurt is British.

not entirely true.
vurt does indeed live in britain/the uk.
but vurt is not british.

You vurtually are by now.

[vurt]

never!

i dont even watch eastenders or corrie. cant be british.

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

never!

i dont even watch eastenders or corrie. cant be british.

Don't lie

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

You watch it out of the corner of your eye while you're working the telephone exchange

[vurt]

You watch it out of the corner of your eye while you're working the telephone exchange

tv is downstairs
exchange upstairs.

although i do have my glass third eye..
but i use that for emergency porn.

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

You watch it out of the corner of your eye while you're working the telephone exchange

tv is downstairs
exchange upstairs.

although i do have my glass third eye..
but i use that for emergency porn.

I thought all porn was for emergencies

[vurt]

no, this is a specific genre, with emergency services doing the do.
i love a uniform. in a pile near naked writhing bodies.

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

no, this is a specific genre, with emergency services doing the do.

Starring Betty Boo?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sM_9As_2VAg