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nor would he piss in the font at a christening.
we're not all perfect ok!

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vurt wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:20 pm nor would he piss in the font at a christening.
we're not all perfect ok!
Oh c'mon lad...I don't care if it was a christening or a farquing Bar mitzvah..if I had a bladder full too much of ale, I'd relieve myself no matter what.

And for the life of me, why aren't you at Edgbaston????............SCARED????? :hihi:
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jacqueslacouth wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:27 pm
vurt wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:20 pm nor would he piss in the font at a christening.
we're not all perfect ok!
Oh c'mon lad...I don't care if it was a christening or a farquing Bar mitzvah..if I had a bladder full too much of ale, I'd relieve myself no matter what.
Just an ordinary uncivilised bogan aussie :lol:
"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"

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Mushy Mushy wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:30 pm
jacqueslacouth wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:27 pm
vurt wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:20 pm nor would he piss in the font at a christening.
we're not all perfect ok!
Oh c'mon lad...I don't care if it was a christening or a farquing Bar mitzvah..if I had a bladder full too much of ale, I'd relieve myself no matter what.
Just an ordinary uncivilised bogan aussie :lol:
You say that like it's a bad thing... :wink:

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:hihi: :hihi: :hihi:
"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"

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what's an edgbaston?

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vurt wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:38 pm what's an edgbaston?
I know it's hard to believe, but there is actually a whole other world south of Barnsley!

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jacqueslacouth wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:44 pm
vurt wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:38 pm what's an edgbaston?
I know it's hard to believe, but there is actually a whole other world south of Barnsley!
And Geoff Boycott no longer plays for England!!! :o

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ohhhhh a cricket thing.
im still working on getting high enough to sit through it.
another 20 years on the bong should do it.

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vurt wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:49 pm ohhhhh a cricket thing.
im still working on getting high enough to sit through it.
another 20 years on the bong should do it.
You sure you're not from Essex lad?

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f**k off.

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:lol:
vurt wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:53 pmf**k off.

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ill take a lot of shit, but that's too far.

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:hihi:

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jacqueslacouth wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:54 pm :lol:
vurt wrote: Sun Aug 04, 2019 2:53 pmf**k off.
I'm not much chop at much these days, but I still reckon I can pick a decent c*nt to sink an ale with...and I think you're a good lad Vurt. If I eventually get back to blighty I think I should look you up for a session.

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