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timnoric · Post by **timnoric** » Sat Oct 20, 2018 10:30 pm

Hey guys!

We have assembled what we think is the Ultimate Producers Wallpaper for you to liven up your desktop. Aside from looking pretty, it gives you essential music-making and engineering information at a glance to help you make better music.

Features:
Frequency chart with descriptor words for ranges.
Song structure examples.
Chord/key chart (circle of 5ths).
Few tips from us!

Comes with 3 color variations and in 4k and common laptop resolution (MacBook). Also includes a transparent version so you can make your own background.

Download it for free from the website here. Enjoy!
www.algonaut.tech/free-wallpaper

jancivil · Post by **jancivil** » Sun Oct 21, 2018 7:16 pm

spamtastic

V0RT3X · Post by **V0RT3X** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 4:39 am

Free my ass..

This is taken from their site.

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HOWEVER if you really want this but don't want to use your own email ... then

voila

https://temp-mail.org/

Use this thingy

I got my free download.. in my (cough..) email..

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see?

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IncarnateX · Post by **IncarnateX** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:30 am

But....but...these wallpapers are kind of ugly. Will they really save my music? How?

jancivil · Post by **jancivil** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 3:50 pm

It will save you from worrying about song form forever! It's all right there, all the cookie-cutters one will ever require in their quest to be a "Producer".

IncarnateX · Post by **IncarnateX** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:58 pm

It is great then

I see that I can actually remember to add drums, bass, chords, lead and vocals when writing a song by counting my fingers. Well, on one hand at least but it’s still great because I frigging forget one or two of them all the time.

planetearth · Post by **planetearth** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:10 pm

I'm guessing this didn't go the way they'd hoped....

Then again, considering the wallpapers are available in a "common laptop resolution"--but only if you're on a MacBook--I don't have much sympathy for them.

Steve

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 10:15 pm

shway!

sqigls · Post by **sqigls** » Mon Oct 22, 2018 11:00 pm

"Free" as in - not

jancivil · Post by **jancivil** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 1:28 am

IncarnateX wrote: ↑Mon Oct 22, 2018 9:58 pm It is great then I see that I can actually remember to add drums, bass, chords, lead and vocals when writing a song by counting my fingers. Well, on one hand at least but it’s still great because I frigging forget one or two of them all the time.

I didn't look hard enough, surely. There's apparently a difference between
MELODY (LEAD) layer and VOCALS (DYNAMICS) layer I somehow missed.
You may need to be a Producer to know these things.

And who knew there was such an overlap there of the WHACK and TINNY ranges?

I think I may use that in future 'Not enough WHACK!'.
"I'm guaranteeing you'll find sufficient WHACK in this, my latest track."

mgw38 · Post by **mgw38** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:03 am

IncarnateX wrote: ↑Mon Oct 22, 2018 6:30 am But....but...these wallpapers are kind of ugly.

Extremely ugly and spectacularly useless.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:07 am

Get our Ultimate Producers toilet paper for free!

mjudge55 · Post by **mjudge55** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:14 am

It’s not as bad as all that. But while we’re on the subject, can anybody recommend other wallpapers? I’d love to have notes to hz conversions and bpm/note value to ms conversions in a wallpaper. Also, the frequency range mapped across the keyboard with common descriptors in these is actually helpful.

timnoric · Post by **timnoric** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 2:37 am

Ok Im going to jump in and wear the heat for a bit. I was the one who put the wallpaper together. I used to teach electronic music to dozens of DJs, many who went on to do pretty well in NZ and Australia. The reason why I put that hand in there was because you would be amazed how many people write 2 bass lines, 3 melodies, and 4 layers of harmonics and progressions and wonder why they are struggling to get their song to sound cohesive. The point, which i guess I failed to get across, is that you really only need 1 solid idea for each to make a decent hit. In most cases anyway. Same with the song structure. A lot of people have no idea about the basics of verses vs chorus etc. I thought it might be handy to see some examples. Good songs are simple!

And colors. Yeah i hear you. The cyan/pink is currently a company color thing. But thats why i included the .png transparency so people can make their own color schemes.

Yeah not sure how well this campaign has gone haha. Bit divisive!

jancivil · Post by **jancivil** » Tue Oct 23, 2018 4:18 am

"you would be amazed how many people write 2 bass lines, 3 melodies, and 4 layers of harmonics and progressions and wonder why they are struggling to get their song to sound cohesive."

I wouldn't be surprised even a little bit.

"Good songs are simple!"*
- except when they're not.

"The point, which i guess I failed to get across, is that you really only need 1 solid idea for each to make a decent hit."

My objection should be clear from the jokes, but the content of the images indicates a certain *pandering to a certain segment of the community here and these remarks only reinforce the impression.

But to begin with: no commentary, just "hey guys..." and a promotion of a download. Really?
Does one end up on a mailing list which functions to where they receive more promotion? This is where people get 'not really free, is it.'. So as a just sayin', if not Pro Tip: perhaps (and this can be just me, I'm not in charge of anything nor desirous to be) Music Theory forum deserves a little more respect.

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