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vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:24 pm

ccDuckett wrote: ↑Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:48 pm ...the idea of listening to everything you've ever released makes you whimper and curl into a fetal position.

yay! im a producer

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:32 pm

You're not a real producer unless...you know how to put your pants on, one leg at a time.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:36 pm

Aloysius wrote: ↑Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:32 pm You're not a real producer unless...you know how to put your pants on, one leg at a time.

too slow.
jump in.

Unaspected · Post by **Unaspected** » Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:24 pm

vurt wrote: ↑Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:36 pm
Aloysius wrote: ↑Thu Jan 09, 2020 4:32 pm You're not a real producer unless...you know how to put your pants on, one leg at a time.
too slow.
jump in.

Not slow enough. You're not a real producer unless you have your pants stitched together whilst you wear them for a perfect fit every day. If you're in a hurry I guess you could just punch some staples through the cloth and into the thighs, then you're good to go. Better than coffee.

jethrobull · Post by **jethrobull** » Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:29 pm

You purchased a Crysonic VST

bermudagold · Post by **bermudagold** » Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:34 pm

perfumer wrote: ↑Sat Dec 21, 2019 6:49 am
Bombadil wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:09 pm Until you try to argue that a DJ is a musician.
Until you try to argue that a DJ is NOT a musician. FTFY

Edit: something to illustrate my point: Watch closely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sui24hHDZDI

If that is exhibit A,....the defense should most definitely not rest....

VariKusBrainZ · Post by **VariKusBrainZ** » Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:38 pm

jethrobull wrote: ↑Thu Jan 09, 2020 10:29 pm You purchased a Crysonic VST

.......but didnt receive anything

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Thu Jan 09, 2020 11:46 pm

You're not a real producer unless...your real name is Bruce Dickenson

koukouba · Post by **koukouba** » Wed Jan 15, 2020 3:48 am

You're not a real producer unless...you slap SoundGooodizer last on your master fx chain

Tj Shredder · Post by **Tj Shredder** » Tue Jan 28, 2020 7:28 am

You're not a real producer unless... you tell everybody you are a real producer, possibly the only one...

You're not a real producer unless... you can't claim you are a musician because its too obvious you're not...

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:16 am

You're not a real producer unless...you use a mac

Googly Smythe · Post by **Googly Smythe** » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:37 pm

Aloysius wrote: ↑Tue Jan 28, 2020 10:16 am You're not a real producer unless...you use a mac

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V0RT3X · Post by **V0RT3X** » Tue Jan 28, 2020 12:38 pm

You're not a real producer unless you buy a .. Mac Pro or a MacBook Pro

FarleyCZ · Post by **FarleyCZ** » Tue Jan 28, 2020 1:19 pm

Unless you want to give up, but realize if you'd sell all the gear, you'd have literally nothing to do in your otherwise miserable life.

V0RT3X · Post by **V0RT3X** » Tue Jan 28, 2020 1:57 pm

You got nothing better to do but talk shit on kvr.

You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)