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MFXxx · Post by **MFXxx** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:21 pm

Till you snorted a line of band the groupies cleavage!

Unaspected · Post by **Unaspected** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:23 pm

I've seen a pop production that was using about 40 snares before. If you're going to layer and then compress to death, why not just one or two snares with some noise?

That said, one of the tracks I am currently mixing has three kicks and snares and the additional layers have been quite useful in creating variation and interest.

jancivil wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:11 pm
Forgotten wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:36 pm
vurt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:31 pm till you layer at least 25 samples to make each kick.
Then spend the next few weeks agonizing over how bad it sounds after you “tuned” it...
Half of which time you spent asking the music theory board how to find the right pitch

thecontrolcentre · Post by **thecontrolcentre** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:01 pm

Till you've recorded your samples and riffs onto vinyl in order to resample them and get that authentic sound ...

Kr3eM · Post by **Kr3eM** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:14 pm

Till you have blamed a mastering engineer instead of acknowledge that it's your own lack of skills that are the real reason your snare sounds like sh*t

Forgotten · Post by **Forgotten** » Fri Dec 20, 2019 11:20 pm

jancivil wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 10:11 pm
Forgotten wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:36 pm
vurt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 8:31 pm till you layer at least 25 samples to make each kick.
Then spend the next few weeks agonizing over how bad it sounds after you “tuned” it...
Half of which time you spent asking the music theory board how to find the right pitch

WordClock · Post by **WordClock** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 12:21 am

Unless you can design your own Multi Player Role Playing Game character and have enough items.

lotus2035 · Post by **lotus2035** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 1:06 am

...unless you lay at least 5 eggs per week.

sjm · Post by **sjm** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 1:11 am

... you've endorsed at least as many products as JR.

Meffy · Post by **Meffy** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 3:44 am

vurt wrote: ↑Fri Dec 20, 2019 9:27 pm till you release your own fragrance

No comment.

Hink · Post by **Hink** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 4:26 am

Forgotten · Post by **Forgotten** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 4:50 am

Frantz · Post by **Frantz** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 5:24 am

... unless you invest in a $15,000 analog signal chain for your music which people will listen to on Soundcloud with $9 earbuds.

Hink · Post by **Hink** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 6:15 am

Meffy, just for the record your cousins are always invited to my yard (I do often put things out for the critters that share their home with me)

unless they have sprayed recently...just sayin

perfumer · Post by **perfumer** » Sat Dec 21, 2019 6:49 am

Bombadil wrote: ↑Thu Dec 19, 2019 5:09 pm Until you try to argue that a DJ is a musician.

Until you try to argue that a DJ is NOT a musician.

FTFY

Edit: something to illustrate my point: Watch closely.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sui24hHDZDI

ccDuckett · Post by **ccDuckett** » Thu Jan 09, 2020 3:48 pm

...the idea of listening to everything you've ever released makes you whimper and curl into a fetal position.

You're not a real producer unless... (KVR Edition)