I so hate that get this free course crap wbu?

[yehboy1]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50PbTompgB8

[Forgotten]

cockney vader would be funny.

https://youtu.be/fofIkuz4OzI

[donkey tugger]

cockney vader would be funny.

https://youtu.be/fofIkuz4OzI

4 mins 10.....

[Forgotten]

cockney vader would be funny.

https://youtu.be/fofIkuz4OzI

4 mins 10.....

The whole thing had me crying with laughter the first time I ever saw it

[el-bo (formerly ebow)]

cockney vader would be funny.

https://youtu.be/fofIkuz4OzI

4 mins 10.....

[vurt]

cockney vader would be funny.

https://youtu.be/fofIkuz4OzI

that's awesome

[Forgotten]

cockney vader would be funny.

https://youtu.be/fofIkuz4OzI

that's awesome

As soon as I saw you said "Cockney Vader" that came immediately to mind!

[vurt]

cuts through bone like fackin butter!

[Forgotten]

"Gimme that fuckin' shooter!"

[bunja1979]

i think you're confusing my mum with a dildo

( just to explain “up my arse and around the corner thats the way to california )
But nah shes not a dildo your mum but shes close she had a son whos a didilo not many word difference
( to all the americans a didilo is a wally ) “frying pan music playing”

a didilo?

also, you seem confused again.
to americans wally is waldo.
a dildo is the thing your wife employs when you finish before shes even started.

The wally thing your probs right
As for any woman being with me and needing a dildo (she would never need one as id be on her minge like a fly round shit but i dont have a wife i cant deal with that type of commitment ,but i imagine a wife to be a bit sarcastic , annoying , doesn't have good jokes , constantly hanging around the same place for over 10 years not wanting to travel out thier comfort zone , they like pink dildos so much they constantly speak about them , oh no wait maybe thats not a wife thats a vurt in a skirt , your a woman aint you vurt ? Shall we get married and make frying pan music together ? No wait maybe not you probably look like susans boyles left arse cheek , scratch that brotheus from another mofeus , as for california , i think ive just commited genecide as i just had a nice big f u c k i n g. Sh i t

[vurt]

too late, i got married yesterday.
ps: its genocide. not genecide.
carrot.

[Unaspected]

cockney vader would be funny.

https://youtu.be/fofIkuz4OzI

That's fantastic. The writing works better than the original. So much more entertaining.

[Aloysius]

I so hate threads like this.

[vurt]

I so hate threads like this.

it saddens me.
seeing someone so charming like bunja, and obviously a romantic with lines like "on her minge like a fly round shit", it surprises me hes single. youd honestly think hed be beating them off with sticks.
instead we find hes hiding in old ladies bushes beating himself off.

what a world.

[Forgotten]

I so hate threads like this.

it saddens me.
seeing someone so charming like bunja, and obviously a romantic with lines like "on her minge like a fly round shit", it surprises me hes single. youd honestly think hed be beating them off with sticks.
instead we find hes hiding in old ladies bushes beating himself off.

what a world.

Truly, he has the lyrical skills of Lord Byron or Shakespeare, yet the world doth cast him under its cruel foot (or at least into the smeg smeared bushes mentioned above).