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jancivil · Post by **jancivil** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:58 am

I don't think I'm ever going to see this thread title and not see 'Lyrics That Suck'.

BONES · Post by **BONES** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 5:57 am

Below are truly great lyrics. EVERY. LAST. WORD.

Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel - Throne of Agony (1985)

Hello, operator... give me NO-MAN'S LAND
Collect call to no one at all
Been yelling into an empty closet to the point of no return (and no deposit)
Fiddlin and watchin while ROME BOINS
A roll of the dice: the WOIM TOINS

Hello, central... give me NO-MAN'S LAND
From a walking waste disposal unit
A transfusion from me'd kill the faint of heart

Alas POOR YORICK... I knew me well but I bin killin ma brain CELL BY CELL
It only takes a bullet to make the WOIM TOIN--an this one's for you...

The toll is belling... the signs is telling
Nose is running... feet are smellin (Foetus Melon)
Currently less than a human wreck
Gimme a BREAK... start at the NECK

I rule my body from the throne of agony
My conscience and constitution's naggin me
Clock up another TRACHEOTOMY
STAB another dagger inna back o' me
The dark gods boint ma evil SOUL
Ma brittle spirit's toint to COAL
I rule my body from the throne of agony
THE THRONE OF AGONY
AGONY

Chalk up another frozen pizza... choke up another thousand marlboros
Anything goes for them ordinary joes
They'll cut off your face to spite your nose
I don't need to touch their toes to know I've already reached my ALL TIME LOW
Pacin' ruts inna carpet
Eatin' up the wallpaper, crawlin' the walls, sick on the ceiling
DEAD IN THE HEAD
Shut the shutters... I shoulda stayed in bed

Complainin bout ma campaign against personal decency
I got no excuses
Just rules wrapped in barbed wire, laced with busted glass
(Yeah, I'm the one who gave the sandwich to Mama Cass)

Stoke up and poke up my funeral pyre
And watch my life flicker before your very eyes
With no commercial breaks... NO BRAKES
NO BRAKES... (kill me baby)

Pour another glass of liquid clear
KING ALCOHOL
Drinkin hard to not remember what I'd just as soon forget
String around the finger... ROPE around the NECK
You always HATE the one you LOVE
Time dies when you're having fun
I'm gonna change ma name... I'm changin' trains... (kill me baby)

Or maybe these ones (equally good) -

Scraping Foetus Off the Wheel - Ramrod (1986)

Just blew into Retard City USA
And I bin here so many many many times before
Made a sacrifice at the shrine of Bacchus
Blue ruin... lemon on the side...
Hair of the dog for the son of a cur
That soldier of misfortune
With one club foot

Learnt the long arm of the law from a wrong arm raw
Talkin' down the barrel of a Smith and Wesson .45
Get outta town by sundown, chum
Don't like your type 'round here
You might as well have one club foot

Find a crowbar through your windshield
Two front tyres slashed
Posse of irate fatback rednecks
Lookin' for another white nigger to trash
Well when the going gets tough, the tough get going
Get going... get tough
Get angry, stay hungry, get mean, stay lean
Say what you mean and say it mean

You tell the truth, you go to the guillotine
You lose your head but your conscience is clean
Don't buy into no one else's dream
Say what you mean and say it mean
So you pack your lungs full of nicotine
And pack a coupla bottles of gasoline
Say what you mean and say it mean
Say what you mean and say it mean
Like a ramrod ramrod ramrod ramrod

Learnt the long arm of the law from a wrong arm raw
Talkin' down the barrel of a Smith and Wesson .45
Get outta town by sundown, chum
Don't like your type 'round here
No water 'round here for you boy
Or your one club foot

You find a crowbar through your windshield
Two front tyres slashed
Posse of irate fatback rednecks
Lookin' for another white nigger to trash
Well when the going gets tough, the tough get going
Get going... get tough
Well when the going gets tough, the tough get going
Get angry... get tough
Get angry, stay hungry, stay lean, get mean
Say what you mean and say it mean

You tell the truth, you go to the guillotine
You lose your head but your conscience is clean
Don't buy into no one else's dream
Say what you mean and say it mean
So you pack your lungs full of nicotine
And pack a coupla bottles of gasoline
Say what you mean and say it mean
Say what you mean and say it mean
Like a ramrod ramrod ramrod
Battering ram battling ram ramrod
Ramrod ramrod ramrod
Battering ram battling ram ramrod

Get angry, stay hungry, stay lean, get mean
Say what you mean and say it mean
Say what you mean and say it mean

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:56 am

Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big ass bed

CircuitEYE · Post by **CircuitEYE** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 7:53 am

I woke up this mornin' with the sundown shinin' in
I found my mind in a brown paper bag within
I tripped on a cloud and fell-a eight miles high
I tore my mind on a jagged sky
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in)

I pushed my soul in a deep dark hole and then I followed it in
I watched myself crawlin' out as I was a-crawlin' in
I got up so tight I couldn't unwind
I saw so much I broke my mind
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

(Yeah, yeah, oh-yeah, what condition my condition was in)

Someone painted "April Fool" in big black letters on a "Dead End" sign
I had my foot on the gas as I left the road and blew out my mind
Eight miles outta Memphis and I got no spare
Eight miles straight up downtown somewhere
I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in

I said I just dropped in to see what condition my condition was in
Yeah yeah oh-yeah

BONES · Post by **BONES** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:05 am

Are we supposed to know what that is?

aMUSEd · Post by **aMUSEd** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:10 am

jancivil wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:58 am I don't think I'm ever going to see this thread title and not see 'Lyrics That Suck'.

Me too

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:13 am

#metoo

excuse me please · Post by **excuse me please** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:47 am

Now you suck etc.

Aloysius · Post by **Aloysius** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:47 am

Where does it go from here?
Is it down to the lake I fear?
Ay ay ay ay ay ah
Ay ay ay ay ay.

excuse me please · Post by **excuse me please** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 9:08 am

Non, non, rien n’a changé
Tout, tout a continué

farlukar · Post by **farlukar** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:41 pm

I hold the fresh pink baby
With a smile
I slice off those rosy cheeks
Because I feel so thirsty

Bauhaus – The three shadows part II

jancivil wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:58 am I don't think I'm ever going to see this thread title and not see 'Lyrics That Suck'.

You might want to check the OP then.

vurt · Post by **vurt** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 4:46 pm

i got somethin' to say
i..

that's enough of that! the misfits.

mumpcake · Post by **mumpcake** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:00 pm

Aloysius wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 6:56 am Lay, lady, lay, lay across my big ass bed

I think it's a big brass bed.

Zombie Queen · Post by **Zombie Queen** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:22 pm

jancivil wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:58 am I don't think I'm ever going to see this thread title and not see 'Lyrics That Suck'.

Same here, I misread it each time.

Shabdahbriah · Post by **Shabdahbriah** » Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:35 pm

Zombie Queen wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 8:22 pm
jancivil wrote: ↑Tue Jan 15, 2019 3:58 am I don't think I'm ever going to see this thread title and not see 'Lyrics That Suck'.
Same here, I misread it each time.

Same... that was the appeal, actually. Somewhat let down.

That being said. I woke-up this morning with this looping in my head:

https://youtu.be/uE_MpQhgtQ8

Lyrics That Stuck