KVR Audio

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 10:47 am

"The Last Post" was written by Bach and his band--------------------------------------------------------------BachRules and is banned

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 7:34 pm

Serum wasn't loosely based on Razor.

cryophonik · Post by **cryophonik** » Thu Jun 25, 2015 7:50 pm

herodotus wrote:
cryophonik wrote:Gene Simmons once had a rare GI tract infection that allowed him to fart rainbows.
Did they smell like Skittles?

DSmolken · Post by **DSmolken** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 12:52 pm

A stereo enhancer effect lifts and separates, which is why you shouldn't put one on your bottom.

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Mon Jun 29, 2015 10:08 pm

Theres nothing like hardware!

kryptonaut · Post by **kryptonaut** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 8:46 am

Nearly everyone mispronounces the word 'flanger', which actually rhymes with 'banger'

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Tue Jun 30, 2015 11:08 pm

What a coincidence,
Danger Flanger Banger was John Lennon's first band.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Tue Jul 07, 2015 5:21 pm

After successfully mapping the triangle wave, Joseph Fourier died penniless after spending the rest of his miserable life trying to map the cowbell wave.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 8:30 pm

One day back in 2007, the Native Instruments office was overrun by very noisy warthogs. They called in an expert who recommended that all the warthogs be strangled. And so the Massive synth was born...

highkoo · Post by **highkoo** » Sun Jul 12, 2015 9:13 pm

And, who was that warthog strangling expert..?

Dick "The motherf**ker" Cheney, former U.S. Vice President.

garryknight · Post by **garryknight** » Tue Jul 14, 2015 11:02 pm

Two Aussie producers, Bruce and Ned, were polishing off the last couple of frosty tubes (Fozzies, of course) while listening to Ned's pet chipmunk playing on his synth. At that moment a kangaroo jumped up onto the porch, grabbed the beers and hopped away - boing, boing! As the chipmunk started to chase after it, screaming all the way, Bruce saw an opportunity and turned on his digital sound recorder.

And so Melbourne Bounce was discovered.

bibz1st · Post by **bibz1st** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 11:30 am

Uhe's synth, Zebra, is so called as all the waveforms are striped

pljones · Post by **pljones** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 5:42 pm

rgc:audio produced several synths. After two triangles, a square and a pentagon, the next synth was to be an octagon but getting the two squares to phase align at 45 degrees proved impossible. Future development then moved to sampler technology.

ksandvik · Post by **ksandvik** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:21 pm

Nobody has yet been able to make an oscillator based on octagon waveforms.

arkmabat · Post by **arkmabat** » Wed Jul 15, 2015 6:22 pm

Slash isn't real, he's based off of a dutch saint named Vunter Slaush

Let's spread some musical misinformation