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do you make software that people are too stupid to use?
do you make software that won't run on my 286 laptop running Win 3.51 with 128MB RAM ?

do you not have mobile tech support that will come and fix my problems 24/7/365? I mean if moronic pizza companies can work it out, you'd think a high tech company like <insert company name here> should be able to do it.

do you charge VAT, when I can easily circumvent the system by following 43 obscure steps that I know I'm not supposed to do, but my country which provides everything for me so I don't have to be useful still wants to charge silly taxes on the things I buy. Please stop supporting my government, this is all about me and my acquisition of stuff i can't afford.

do you make stuff in China using the cheapest possible parts and production methodologies, so that people like me can afford it, and yet deliver sub standard cheaply built unreliable products? Come on cheap is great and your stuff should even be cheaper <insert 5th grade idiotic economic model diatribe here>, and that's how you should provide built like a tank, high end systems with titanium enclosures and full offline backup replacement spares to me that are constantly equipped with the latest technologies and upgrade-able via wireless with full backwards compatability to every version of anything I've ever done even if I made a custom mod that voided the warranty.

And above all, why does your company suck? It is uncalled for in this day and age.
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I think Dyson would disagree with that last statement. :ud:

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elxsound wrote:I think Dyson would disagree with that last statement. :ud:
wow good point, how difficult is it when your companies entire goal is to suck as much as possible? What a dilemma!
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Thinking about selling my Hoover; it's just gathering dust.
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elxsound wrote:I think Dyson would disagree with that last statement. :ud:
Don't forget the nice ladies in the red light district.

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BDeep wrote:
elxsound wrote:I think Dyson would disagree with that last statement. :ud:
Don't forget the nice ladies in the red light district.
My entire thesis is Literally getting blown out of the water ... :cry:
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It didn't suck that much, did it?

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Why the product doesnt works as I want?

Why the controller lacks features that are not advertised?
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elxsound wrote:I think Dyson would disagree with that last statement. :ud:
I can tell you from experience that Dyson does not suck as much as it should. I am disappoint.

A good industrial shop-vac REALLY sucks. Dyson should suck half as much.

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There's a renowned Dutch company called Boskalis.

Now that sucks bigtime! . :wink:

(whole ocean floors!)

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Mushy Mushy wrote:Thinking about selling my Hoover; it's just gathering dust.
Thanks Tim.
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It's not what you use, it's how you use it...

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It's not what you use, it's how you use it...

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whyterabbyt wrote:
Mushy Mushy wrote:Thinking about selling my Hoover; it's just gathering dust.
Thanks Tim.
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