Why <insert company name here> Why?
- KVRAF
- Topic Starter
- 6095 posts since 5 Jul, 2001 from Just about .... there
do you make software that people are too stupid to use?
do you make software that won't run on my 286 laptop running Win 3.51 with 128MB RAM ?
do you not have mobile tech support that will come and fix my problems 24/7/365? I mean if moronic pizza companies can work it out, you'd think a high tech company like <insert company name here> should be able to do it.
do you charge VAT, when I can easily circumvent the system by following 43 obscure steps that I know I'm not supposed to do, but my country which provides everything for me so I don't have to be useful still wants to charge silly taxes on the things I buy. Please stop supporting my government, this is all about me and my acquisition of stuff i can't afford.
do you make stuff in China using the cheapest possible parts and production methodologies, so that people like me can afford it, and yet deliver sub standard cheaply built unreliable products? Come on cheap is great and your stuff should even be cheaper <insert 5th grade idiotic economic model diatribe here>, and that's how you should provide built like a tank, high end systems with titanium enclosures and full offline backup replacement spares to me that are constantly equipped with the latest technologies and upgrade-able via wireless with full backwards compatability to every version of anything I've ever done even if I made a custom mod that voided the warranty.
And above all, why does your company suck? It is uncalled for in this day and age.
do you make software that won't run on my 286 laptop running Win 3.51 with 128MB RAM ?
do you not have mobile tech support that will come and fix my problems 24/7/365? I mean if moronic pizza companies can work it out, you'd think a high tech company like <insert company name here> should be able to do it.
do you charge VAT, when I can easily circumvent the system by following 43 obscure steps that I know I'm not supposed to do, but my country which provides everything for me so I don't have to be useful still wants to charge silly taxes on the things I buy. Please stop supporting my government, this is all about me and my acquisition of stuff i can't afford.
do you make stuff in China using the cheapest possible parts and production methodologies, so that people like me can afford it, and yet deliver sub standard cheaply built unreliable products? Come on cheap is great and your stuff should even be cheaper <insert 5th grade idiotic economic model diatribe here>, and that's how you should provide built like a tank, high end systems with titanium enclosures and full offline backup replacement spares to me that are constantly equipped with the latest technologies and upgrade-able via wireless with full backwards compatability to every version of anything I've ever done even if I made a custom mod that voided the warranty.
And above all, why does your company suck? It is uncalled for in this day and age.
If you have to ask, you can't afford the answer
- KVRAF
- 9738 posts since 18 Aug, 2007 from NYC
I think Dyson would disagree with that last statement.
- KVRAF
- Topic Starter
- 6095 posts since 5 Jul, 2001 from Just about .... there
wow good point, how difficult is it when your companies entire goal is to suck as much as possible? What a dilemma!elxsound wrote:I think Dyson would disagree with that last statement.
If you have to ask, you can't afford the answer
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- KVRAF
- 15135 posts since 7 Sep, 2008
Thinking about selling my Hoover; it's just gathering dust.
"I was wondering if you'd like to try Magic Mushrooms"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"
"Oooh I dont know. Sounds a bit scary"
"It's not scary. You just lose a sense of who you are and all that sh!t"
- KVRAF
- Topic Starter
- 6095 posts since 5 Jul, 2001 from Just about .... there
My entire thesis is Literally getting blown out of the water ...BDeep wrote:Don't forget the nice ladies in the red light district.elxsound wrote:I think Dyson would disagree with that last statement.
If you have to ask, you can't afford the answer
- KVRAF
- 3889 posts since 28 Jan, 2011 from MEXICO
Why the product doesnt works as I want?
Why the controller lacks features that are not advertised?
Why the controller lacks features that are not advertised?
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dedication to flying
- KVRAF
- 3321 posts since 2 Jul, 2007
I can tell you from experience that Dyson does not suck as much as it should. I am disappoint.elxsound wrote:I think Dyson would disagree with that last statement.
A good industrial shop-vac REALLY sucks. Dyson should suck half as much.
- Beware the Quoth
- 33109 posts since 4 Sep, 2001 from R'lyeh Oceanic Amusement Park and Funfair
Thanks Tim.Mushy Mushy wrote:Thinking about selling my Hoover; it's just gathering dust.
my other modular synth is a bugbrand
- KVRAF
- 1821 posts since 26 Nov, 2005 from Where silence and chaos meet.
- KVRAF
- 1821 posts since 26 Nov, 2005 from Where silence and chaos meet.
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- KVRian
- 631 posts since 19 Sep, 2012
Top joke at the Edinburgh Fringe Festivalwhyterabbyt wrote:Thanks Tim.Mushy Mushy wrote:Thinking about selling my Hoover; it's just gathering dust.
Instant human just add coffee